I"m Back

Well ladies and gentlemen I am back yet again to reek some havoc on this blog yet again. I will be attempting to post at least 3 times a week this does not count as one of the post for this week. I have many backlogged movie reviews. This will be the one and only time I ever apologize to any of you little whimpering shit heads. I do apologize for the lack of post and the constant coming and going from this blog. I have had some computer issues along with some other time consuming business. I vow not to leave again. I will do better about getting to your questions and answering them but do try to make them good questions. Ones that I will enjoy answering. Now that is done I will tell you this I am going to get back to entertaining and scaring the living shit out of all you little mindless freaks.

Fuck Off For Now And Hope To Hell I Don't Come Find You

Some Movies To Watch Over Christmas Season

Thought that I would just do a really quick post here of some good horror movies to watch over the Christmas/New Years season. If you think you are feeling froggy and think you have the stomach check them out.

1. Black Christmas
2. Silent Night Deadly Night
3. Child's Play
4. Don't Open Till Christmas

Fuck off for now, and hope to hell I don't come find you

Response For Roger

Well Roger you sniveling little twat here you are I am finally starting to update my post. You see Roger I haven't been able to post in quite some time due to the holiday seasons. They are of course my busiest time of year. For with all the hustle and bustle of the holidays it is the easiest time of year for me to snatch up fresh victims like you. Oh and by the way if you ever leave me a message like you did this last time I will make your life a living hell. I will make sure you jump at your own shadow and piss your pants every night any time you hear the smallest of noises. I WILL be keeping an extra special eye on you from now on. See you later Roger.

Fuck off for now, and hope to hell I don't come find you

Christmas Special

You want a Christmas Special. You should feel special that I didn't come for you silly 13 year old ass of the holidays. You should feel special that I didn't come to your house and make you watch me while I spackled your walls with your mommies red blood. But since you are probably going to be a whine tit about things I will see what I can do. But keep this in mind for next year when you expect a Christmas Special I hear that they have some pretty good ones on T.V.

Fuck off for now, and hope to hell I don't come find you

Response for Joey

Well Joey number one you ask way to many questions for your own good. If you keep things up like this you will soon be the next blood stain on my walls. But I will entertain your questions and give you a few answers.

1. I live in whatever country/state you do for all you know. So you better watch you ass a little more carefully. Or your ass will belong to me.
2. My age doesn't matter I am old enough to remember more things than I would care to. I have walked through the fiery depths of hell and lived to tell about it. But those stories will be for another time.
3. What I do for a living is scare the holly bejeezus out of little cry baby bastards like you. Then torment, torture, and kill them for my own sick twisted amusement.
4. This question is the only question out of all that you have asked that I really like. All the other questions were a little to tame for my taste. If you are going to ask me more questions I suggests you grow a pair of big boy balls. But to answer your question both are viable forms of entertainment but I would have to say that I have always and will always love moving pictures. I love to see the horrific imagery on screen all the blood and carnage is always great.
5. For your last question which is also a pretty good one. You are probably to young to remember this show but there was a show on in the early part of 1992 called Nightmare Cafe. It ran from January to April 1992 and only had a total of six episodes. You should check it out if you feel you have enough balls.

Fuck off for now, and hope to hell I don't come find you

Halloween

Well it is that time of year again HALLOWEEN. All the screams and all the blood make this my personal favorite holiday. For it is the easiest night for me to get victims. To hear their screams of agony. To smell and taste their sweet sweet blood. Oh so easy to hide in the dark, dark shadows while all the good little boys and girls get their candy. Then once they are all gone and the real Halloween parties start that is when I come out to play. Getting victims one after the other, like taking candy from a screaming baby. And oh how Mr. Blood loves the Halloween costumes especially all those good girls that come out dressed like slutty vampires or whatever slutty costume they happen to decide wear. YES IT IS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN THE TIME WHEN MR. BLOOD CAN STRIKE AT WILL. So watch out all you guys and gals cause you never know which dark shadow I may come out of.

Fuck Off For Now, And I Will Be Seeing You Tonight

Top 10 Slasher/Horror Movie Deaths

10. Child's Play 3

Nothing like a good heart attack.


9.Jeepers Creepers 2
Hmmm. Wonder whats going on in his head?


8.Scream
Wonder whats stopping her from getting unstuck?


7. My Bloody Valentine (Remake)
I guess the pick ax has his tongue.


6. Jason X
Nothing BEATS camping.


5. Hellraiser
Wonder whats tearing him up.


4. The Collector
Anyone up for some big game hunting?

3. Nightmare On Elm Street 3
Hmmm. Guess she is a T.V. star now.


2. Saw III
Dinners done. Whose up for some BBQ ribs?


1. Nightmare On Elm Street 6/ Friday The 13th VIII
Hmmm. Wonder who would really win in a true fight to the death?


Fuck Off For Now, And I Will Be Seeing You Tonight