The River on ABC

Well I think it's about time that I give all you freaks out there my opinion on ABC's The River. Hmmm, what to say about this show other than I wish I had come up with this idea myself . How about that I can't believe that is is from one of the makers of that shit fest called Paranormalcraptivity and it is a great show. I watch this show every week on Tuesday after my ritual slaughtering of one of you squeal boxes. MMM I think I just gave myself goose bumps thinking about all of your sweet screaming, squealing pain. Now where was I again. Ah yes I was talking about the show The River. This show has almost everything you could want out of a horror show a missing person, crazy undead people, black magic, and a great atmosphere. The only thing that could make this show better is buckets of slasher blood. There is really not much to not like about The River. This show is very well written and directed, and the actors play their parts perfectly. I also don't think it hurts having Steven Speilberg as one of its executive producers. This show has amazing potential for the future hopefully that Paranormalcraptivity fucktard doesn't screw this show up. For now this show is a definite watch it airs on ABC or your ABC affiliate every Tuesday night. Oh and if he does fuck up guess who will be waiting in the shadows to let some blood fly. Well it is that time again to go out into the night and hear some screams and watch some blood drain from bodies. Just pray that it is not you, not your body, and not your night to meet ME!!

FUCK OFF FOR NOW AND HOPE TO HELL I DON'T COME FIND YOU