Suggestions

Well all you little fuckers I am looking for some suggestions from you on movies you would like me to review. I would like to review some older stuff maybe from the 80's or 90's or even earlier if that is what you shit stains want. You should all feel lucky I am even offering for you all the honor of giving me any kind of suggestions at all. I should just come to your houses and splatter all the walls with blood. But I will hold back the urge for now and see what all you pussies can come up with. Oh and Donnie Kendall I haven't forgotten about you either. I will be coming for you very soon.

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Supersitions

Well today is once again Friday the 13th one of my personal favorite days of the year. I began to think as the day went on about superstitions. While I personally have none. Well expect maybe for the step on a crack break your mothers back. MMMMM I love doing that just to hear the sweet scream of my mother back breaking as she rots in hell for all of her whoring around. I am sure most of you tit sucking freaks do have some kind of superstitions. If you freaks think you are up to the task drop me an e-mail or leave me a comment letting me know what some of your superstitions are. Now show me what you have or there will be blood shed and, if your not careful it might just be yours this time.

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First Movie Review That I Have Been Sitting On

All right you freaks here is the first of the movie reviews I have been sitting on. This movie is a few years old but I thought it deserved a review. So what is this awesomely horrific movie you say well the answer is Cube. This movie was made in 1997 and has two sequels Cube Zero and Cube 2 Hyper Cube. This movie starts off a little slow as far as the death and mayhem go but it does build up some pretty good suspense. So the movie starts with a man waking up in one of the rooms of the cube. He begins to explore the room noticing that there are six doors. He decides to go through one of these doors into another adjacent room only to be cut by lasers into large cubes. How moronic do you have to be to go into the one room where you are surely going to die. I guess he should have used a bit more time examining the rooms before making such a hasty decision. Now we go to different rooms where we see people who are just waking up and trying to find there way through to other rooms. Eventually five people make it into one room where they do the oh we need a plan and become a team bullshit. They finally decided it would be best to start moving and trying to find a way out of where ever they are. The five people then decide to try to figure out a way to find out which rooms are trapped and which rooms aren't. At first they use a boot to figure this out but that doesn't last too long as one of the rooms has an acid trap in it and one of the five loses their lives in a very awesome acid death. I guess he will remember to look before you leap the next time. OH wait that's right he was a dumb ass there won't be a next time. The group has to decide whether it is best to go on or to stay put. They decide to move on but need to find another way to figure out which rooms are trapped and which ones are safe all while trying to also figure out who put them there and why. They finally figure out another way to tell if the rooms are trapped or not and begin making progress once again through the cube. When they go into a room to find yet another person in the cube. He is a mentally impaired guy. They try to figure out how he has lasted as long as he has in the cube with no ones help. As I don't want to give the whole movie away this will be the end of this review. If you want to know what else happened I guess you will just have to watch it yourself if you have the balls and the stomach for it. I will also be doing reviews for Cube Zero and Cube 2 hyper Cube maybe if you are lucky I will give you a whole review on those. instead of coming to find your rotten stinking carcasses. On a side note I must find the man who created this cube. I could sure use it to keep my victims in to torture and to help keep my secret abode secret. Hmm. Imagine all the chaos I could do with something like that.

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I"m Back

Well ladies and gentlemen I am back yet again to reek some havoc on this blog yet again. I will be attempting to post at least 3 times a week this does not count as one of the post for this week. I have many backlogged movie reviews. This will be the one and only time I ever apologize to any of you little whimpering shit heads. I do apologize for the lack of post and the constant coming and going from this blog. I have had some computer issues along with some other time consuming business. I vow not to leave again. I will do better about getting to your questions and answering them but do try to make them good questions. Ones that I will enjoy answering. Now that is done I will tell you this I am going to get back to entertaining and scaring the living shit out of all you little mindless freaks.

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