2012 horror/survival games I am looking forward to

All you freaks out there should enjoy this post not that I give two bloody shits whether you do or don't. In this post I will be delving into the video games that I am most looking forward to playing this year.

First up is a game called Deadlight. This game is set in an alternate universe where the year is 1986 and people have been infected with some kind of virus. Just based on this little information I am very intrigued to see how this game plays. I know that this sounds like a world that I would love to live in.

Next game up is the long awaited BioShock Infinite. This game is set in the air city of Columbia in the year 1912. You play as a man named Booker DeWitt trying to save a young woman named Elizabeth from two different factions one being "The Founders" a group of people trying to keep her in Columbia. And the other called the "Vox Populi" a group hell bent on killing Elizabeth. In my opinion they should just kill the bitch and throw a party.

The final game for this post is Silent Hill: Downpour. If I have to tell you where this game takes place then YOU WILL BE GETTING A VISIT FROM ME!! In this installment of the franchise you will be playing as Murphy Pendleton a prisoner who winds up strained in good old Silent Hill. Like the above mentioned Deadlight there is not a lot of information out yet about this game but it is a Silent Hill game and based on that alone it should be a great game. And if you don't like my picks THEN GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY COAT HANGER UNTIL YOU BLEED TO DEATH.

FUCK OFF FOR NOW AND HOPE TO HELL I DON'T COME FIND YOU

Nightmare On Elm Street Books

Well here we are again you little fuckfaces time for another blog post. I know that none of you shitstains have enough balls to read and respond to my post anymore out of shear terror of knowing that you could possibly be my next bloody victim but I'll continue to post anyways. Now I know I have said that I love movies more than reading but that doesn't mean that I never read at all. As a matter of fact I can remember the days way before movies and television when the only form of entertainment was to read. Reading such classics as Bram Stoker's Dracula, Marry Shelly's Frankinstein, and anything and everything by Edgar Allen Poe. But alas times change as do the seasons and styles and the types of books that come out every year. These days I no longe turn to the classics when I want a good read but to modern horror books based off of some of the greatest slasher franchises. While I have not gotten around to all of the books based on these franchises I have managed to get through most of the newer Nightmare On Elm Street books. Here are a few suggestions if you have the balls to read them and not be little whining pussies. I'll be seeing you all very soon whether it be in your nightmares or in the dark shadows of your room. I AM COMING FOR YOU ALL!!!!

A Nightmare On Elm Street Books

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Suffer the Children

Written by: David Bishop

Published by: Black Flame (Games Workshop)

Released: May 2005

Edition: Paperback

Pages: 404

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Dreamspawn

Written by: Christa Faust

Published by: Black Flame (Games Workshop)

Released: May 2005

Edition: Paperback

Pages: 407

A Nightmare on Elm Street: Protégé

Written by: Tim Waggoner

Published by: Black Flame (Games Workshop)

Released: September 2005

Edition: Paperback

Pages: 409

A Nightmare on Elm Street: The Dream Dealers

Written by: Jeffrey Thomas

Published by: Black Flame (Games Workshop)

Released: July 2006

Edition: Paperback

Pages: 398

FUCK OFF FOR NOW AND HOPE TO HELL I DON'T COME FIND YOU